Push the Square is the most delightfully absurd incremental experience you will encounter this year. Dive into a world where your only goal is to keep a rotating block spinning by hiring quirky helpers and climbing the corporate ladder.

AN UNEXPECTED GUEST IN YOUR LIVING ROOM

Imagine waking up to find a geometric shape sitting in the middle of your floor. It doesn’t speak, it doesn’t move on its own, and it certainly doesn’t pay rent. Most people would call a carpenter or a priest, but in this world, you do the only logical thing: you dedicate your entire life and bank account to making sure that square keeps rotating.

FROM MANUAL LABOR TO GLOBAL DOMINANCE

The journey of a square-pusher begins with humble roots. At first, it’s just you and your mouse, applied with rhythmic precision. But as any aspiring mogul knows, manual labor doesn't scale.

Climbing the Career Ladder

To fund your strange new hobby, you have to actually hold down a day job. One of the most charming loops in the game involves "asking for a raise." You aren't just clicking for the sake of clicking; you are navigating a career path solely to funnel every cent back into the mysterious block in your living room.

Recruiting the Neighborhood

As your funds grow, so does your team. You’ll find yourself hiring increasingly strange entities to take over the physical labor. What starts with a few helping hands quickly escalates into:

Hosting dedicated parties where the only activity is: you guessed it, pushing the square.
Investing in infrastructure like specialized carpets to "improve the vibe."
Political maneuvering that might just lead you to the highest office in the land, all for the sake of geometric momentum.